{"product_id":"no-dancing-please","title":"No Dancing Please: The Most Boring Book in the World #2","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hilarious sequel to THE MOST BORING BOOK IN THE WORLD will have you dancing in your seat – but please, STOP! NO DANCING PLEASE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou wouldn't want to dance while reading a book, would you? Of course not. That's good. Because this story's narrator really wants to ensure there will be NO DANCING in this book. They want the reader to sit still and think about quiet, motionless things. Like a plain chair in a beige room. Or a stick in the mud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut what happens when even the narrator gets swept up in the joy of dancing and movement?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a bold, clever picture book that breaks the fourth wall in an utterly delightful manner. Kids will love watching the rules being tossed aside for the sake of joyous silliness! Readers will love doing everything they are asked not to do!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of Andy Lee’s \u003cem\u003eDo Not Open This Book\u003c\/em\u003e and B. J. Novak's \u003cem\u003eThe Book With No Pictures\u003c\/em\u003e. For ages 3 and up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"None","offers":[{"title":"Kobo eBook","offer_id":46513503764690,"sku":"2f79910e-1318-3e78-bd7b-e5fab8c5a495","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/8980\/5233\/files\/image_f24b262a-43bd-4c93-bf9b-5ae6e4112fc2.jpg?v=1762879053","url":"https:\/\/iandigo.com\/products\/no-dancing-please","provider":"Indigo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}